too good not to reblog.
Of course it is.
ALL BITCHES THIS IS MY HOME TOWN TAKE A FUCKING SEAT WHILE I TELL YOU THIS STORY. GET A BOWL OF POPCORN BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS DOPE
IN THE 1940’S PORTLAND WAS PUTTING IN LAMPPOSTS AND FOR WHATEVER GOD DAMN REASON THIS ONE NEVER GOT FILLED.
IN 1946, DICK FAGAN, AN AMERICAN IRISHMAN WHO WROTE FOR THE OREGON JOURNAL, GOT BLOODY FUCKING BORED AT HIS JOB AND WOULD LOOK OUT HIS WINDOW ONTO THIS SAD EXCUSE FOR ROAD CONSTRUCTION HOLE. ONE DAY HE SAID “FUCK THIS” AND PLANTED SOME FLOWERS.
HE WROTE ABOUT THIS NEW FUCKING PARK AND SPOKE ABOUT HOW LEPRECHAUNS LIVED THERE AND SHIT. MOTHERFUCKING LEPRECHAUNS IN THE MIDDLE OF DOWNTOWN, WHAT THE SHIT.
HOLD ONTO TO THE EDGE OF YOUR SEATS BECAUSE THIS RIDE GETS EVEN BETTER. THIS PARK HOLDS A GUINNESS WORLD RECORD FOR BEING THE SMALLEST PARK WITH WITH INFORMATION SAYING “It was designated as a city park on 17 March 1948 at the behest of the city journalist Dick Fagan (USA) for snail races and as a colony for leprechauns”. MOTHER. FUCKING. SNAIL RACES. BITCHES.
IT’S EVEN BEEN PIMPED OUT OVER THE YEARS
HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKS WE CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS HERE
WE CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT.
THE BEST PART IS THAT IT EVEN HAD OCCUPY PORTLAND PROTESTERS
SO I HOPE YOU FUCKING LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY ABOUT TINY ASS PARKS.
on tumblr’s community guidelines page they use a swear word and then link you to a porn website
They want us to never
when I was shopping today with my mom, we ran into one of her ex-coworkers and he introduced himself and shook my hand and was really friendly
and he and mom talked for a bit, and then after he walked away, my mom said
”He got fired because he killed three people.”
and I was kinda spooked for like the next 5 minutes until I remembered my mom is a surgeon
blaming society for their personal negative self image. Okay magazines simply put out what people want to see. For products companies want ‘beautiful’ healthy looking women showing off their products. Relatively tall and skinny pretty girls are the ‘ideal’ beauty in humans. You all know when you say ‘no one is ugly’ some people are ugly and some are pretty that is just how it is. We don’t want to see ugly fat people in magazines because in to our instincts fat looks unhealthy. I hate most of all when people say plus sized women are ‘real women’ just because the majority of our population are overweight and not fit. Therefore suggesting that models aren’t ‘real people’ because they’re beautiful and skinny. Pretty sure they are! Sure in magazines they edit them some to make them perfect and nice because no one wants to see acne or wrinkles or big pores those are ‘imperfections’ for a reason. But what about girls on the runway, you just have to admit they are stunningly beautiful. You can totally for your own self think that all body types are beautiful but you can’t ask that of society because that just isn’t in our natural instincts. They might say that being so skinny is unhealthy and that’s just ridiculous. Models contrary to popular belief rarely starve themselves and are naturally skinny. I am a 00 and don’t starve myself by any means. They try to say that magazines are putting out an ‘unhealthy’ body image for girls. WHAT?! Girls should eat healthy and workout to get skinny if they’re overweight if that’s what they want. And ‘girls’ should totally have their own opinions and not be so easily brain washed by the world, but if they want to look different that is totally fine. And what’s so wrong about a female being sexy… Feminists are crazy in todays world!
(Please send me messages if you disagree I would love to win such an easy fight.)